デリヘル呼んだら君が来た
Song Information
Artist: ナナホシ管弦楽団
Composition/Arrangement/Lyrics: Nanahoshi kangengakudan
Vocals: Miku Hatsune, IA
Album: EXIT TUNES PRESENTS Vocalospace feat. 初音ミク (2014)
BPM: 190
Length: 2:32
maimai Genre: niconico & VOCALOID
CHUNITHM Genre: niconico
オンゲキ Genre: niconico
オンゲキ Opponent: 早乙女 彩華 Lv.20
First Music Game Appearance: CHUNITHM AIR PLUS
Other Music Game Appearances:
Lyrics
Japanese
それじゃちょっと 息抜きでもしましょうかって感じで チラシの番号にTEL たまたまドンピシャで気に入った娘がいたんで 胸の大きい方をChoice 「髪型ショートで 攻めんのが得意な娘 今からそちらへお送り致します」 ドアを開けたら 別れた彼女 おいおい こいつは一体何の冗談だ デリヘル呼んだら君が来た 虚ろな目をして立ってたんだ 「あなたの好みのタイプになって帰ってきました」って 制服 人妻 ナース OL 行く店軒並み全部登場 オプションは頼まない 延長もしない 真夜中起きたら君がいた 虚ろな目をして立ってたんだ 「あなたの好みのタイプになって帰ってきました」って 思い出したくもない笑顔が トラウマとなって住み着いた 愛執を見落として 絶賛逃亡中さ チェンジ! チェンジ! チェンジ! No,39!
Romaji
sore ja chotto ikinuki demo shimashou ka tte kanji de chirashi no bangou ni TEL tamatama donpisha de kiniitta ko ga itande mune no ookii hou o Choice "kamigata shooto de semen no ga tokui na ko ima kara sochira e ookuri itashimasu" doa o aketara wakareta kanojo oi oi koitsu wa ittai nani no joudan da deriheru yondara kimi ga kita utsuro na me o shite tattetan da "anata no konomi no taipu ni natte kaette kimashita" tte seifuku hitozuma naasu ooeru iku mise nokinami zenbu toujou opushon wa tanomanai enchou mo shinai mayonaka okitara kimigaita utsuro na me o shite tattetan da "anata no konomi no taipu ni natte kaette kimashita" tte omoidashitaku mo nai egao ga torauma to natte sumitsuita aishuu o miotoshite zessan toubouchuu sa cheenji! cheenji! cheenji! No, sankyuu!
English
Translation by AmeSubs from the Vocaloid Lyrics Wiki.
“Well then, shall I just relax a bit for today?” I dialed the number on the flyer There just happened to be a girl that was my type My choice being one with a larger chest “A girl with short hair, an aggressive type? Very well, we’ll send someone over shortly.” But when I opened the door, it was my ex-girlfriend What kinda messed up prank is this?! When I arranged for a call girl, you appeared, staring at me vacantly, “I’ve become your ideal type and come back!” you said Uniformed, married, nurses, office ladies; she named them all I won’t request anything extra, I won’t extend the time When I awoke in the middle of the night, you stood right there, staring at me vacantly, “I’ve become your ideal type and come back!” you said That smile I don’t even want to remember, it settled down as trauma Ignoring your covetous affection, I’m escaping at top speed Change! Change! Change! No, thank you!
Song Connections / Remixes
None.
Trivia
- デリヘル呼んだら君が来た was added to CHUNITHM AIR PLUS on June 8th, 2017.
- デリヘル呼んだら君が来た was added to オンゲキ SUMMER on November 7th, 2019.
- デリヘル呼んだら君が来た was added to maimai でらっくす Splash on October 30th, 2020.
- In the Asian version, it was added on March 12th, 2021.
- In the Chinese version, it was added to 舞萌DX 2021 on December 10th, 2021.
- デリヘル呼んだら君が来た is one of the old CHUNITHM songs not added to the Asian version of CHUNITHM NEW.
Genre Changes
None.
Difficulty & Notecounts
maimai difficulty rated 1 to 15 from でらっくす PLUS onwards.
CHUNITHM difficulty rated 1 to 14 from AIR PLUS to PARADISE LOST, and 1 to 15 from NEW onwards.
オンゲキ to R.E.D. difficulty rated from 1 to 14+, 1 to 15 from R.E.D. PLUS to bright, and 1 to 15+ from bright MEMORY onwards.
(Ratings and notecounts obtained from maimai on gamerch, and CHUNITHM and オンゲキ wikis on wikiwiki.)
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DX Charts
Game | Level | |||||
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Basic | Advanced | Expert | Master | Re:Master | ||
Notecounts | 158 | 352 | 641 | 996 | - | |
(Tap / Hold / Slide / Touch / Break) | 115 / 19 / 1 / 16 / 7 | 284 / 22 / 26 / 14 / 6 | 452 / 75 / 60 / 36 / 18 | 740 / 31 / 115 / 71 / 39 | - | |
Chart Designer | - | - | Jack | はっぴー | - | |
maimai でらっくす Splash→Present | 4 | 7 | 10 | 13 | - |
CHUNITHM
Game | Level | ||||
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Basic | Advanced | Expert | Master | Ultima | |
Notecounts | 467 | 752 | 1343 | 1909 | - |
(Tap / Hold / Slide / Air / Flick) | 203 / 143 / 64 / 57 | 417 / 83 / 140 / 112 | 625 / 137 / 324 / 257 | 875 / 218 / 154 / 491 / 171 | - |
Chart Designer | - | - | Moon Strix | 犬の大きい方をChoice | - |
CHUNITHM AIR PLUS→PARADISE LOST | 3 | 6 | 8+ | 12 | - |
CHUNITHM NEW→Present | 3 | 6 | 8+ | 13 | - |
オンゲキ
Game | Level | ||||
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Basic | Advanced | Expert | Master | Lunatic | |
Notecounts / BELLs | 355 / 53 | 546 / 83 | 1055 / 96 | 1300 / 92 | - |
Chart Designer | - | - | Techno Kitchen | ドアを開けたらロシェ@ペンギン | - |
オンゲキ SUMMER→Present | 3 | 6 | 10 | 13 | - |
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